Released: Mar 01st, 1992
Running Time: 80
Director: Michael Craig
Cast: Raven Richards, Valhalla, Mike Horner, Natasia, Tom Chapman, Alice Springs
Critical Rating: AAA
Unlike many adult productions that start off big and end small, Tell Me What To Do is a video that sneaks up on you and gets better as you watch it.
Bar patron Mike Horner likes lingerie-wearing cocktail waitress (as if they all do) Alice Springs. Mike, who is a stranger to Alice, works up the courage to ask her for a date, and she accepts quicker than you can say Ted Bundy. Only before Mike knows what's happening, Tom Chapman steals Alice right from under his nose and has her back in his apartment sucking him off.
Like, what gives, fellow waitress Valhalla asks Alice? Apparently wimpy Mike didn't seize control, says Alice, and thus sets in motion a series of games with Mike trying to win over the fickle waitress. Exhibit #1: The jealousy fuck - Mike does Raven Richards to get back at Alice. That not working. Mike keeps turning to Valhalla for pointers on how to win Alice, but you know what's coming, you romantic devils out there.
Several good scenes put this one ahead of the pack, including a nice interlude matchup with newcomers Natasia (a Vanna White lookalike) and her steady partner Jey, a square-jawed, biceps type. The "I've discovered love" scene with Horner and Valhalla is also nicely done.