Sometimes a reviewer wishes he could just jump into the TV set and join in the action. Watching Sarah-Jane Hamilton in her one sex scene here does that to me. This British-accented lady is the epitome of "hot" —and somebody missed a bet by not giving her at least one other scene!

The script (also by Delongprez) has publicity man Jonathan Morgan releasing a press notice that fading porn star Dominique Bouche will donate $1,000,000 to a conservative college (to get her name back into the news). Yeah, rightl Conservative Dean Jake Williams is up in arms over this effrontery, as are alumni reps Joey Silvera and Bianca Trump. Dominique, however, is grateful to Morgan —and shows it, in a scene that starts with a lot of tit play and ends in the back door.

Sahara Sands gets porked in the rear by student president Tom Byron, who's investigating the matter, and this threesome is splendidly complemented by Kelly Royce .

After the school decides to accept the money, Williams' assistant Sally Layd is sent over to help Morgan go through with the pledge. Theirs is a good coupling — but wouldn't you really rather see the fourway with Bianca Trump, Lilli Xene, Silvera and Williams? It's a killer, especially with the newly-expanded Ms. Xene — definitely nominations-worthy.

Of course, the the Phi Beta capper is Sarah-Jane's tryst with dumb-jock (but porn star extraordinaire) Alex Sanders. These two professionals burn up the screen with their touching and stroking, position after position, leading to an anal climax — certainly one of the best couples scenes this year. Okay, so the story's a bit silly, but the action is great, and that's what these shows are all about, right? Sarah-Jane on the boxcover won't hurt sales.