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Oriental Adventure

Released: Oct 01st, 1994
Running Time: 120
Director: Horny Henry
Company: Totally Tasteless Video
Cast: Dave Hardman, Horny Henry, Mina (I), Chante, Lin Shia, Gabriella (I), Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Don Fernando, Satomi, Dick Nasty, Cumisha Amado
Critical Rating: AA 1/2
Genre: All-Sex

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Critical Rating: AA 1/2

Oriental Adventure is like a slow boat to China. It takes forever to get there and it's bumpy and wavy along the way. The cast is a who's who. I mean that literally, being unable to identify many of the actors.

Horny Henry isn't sure if what follows is a dream or reality. Dave Hardman (not listed in credits) tries to work some magic on an unidentifiable victim. Making his rabbit disappear, he goes through the old standards. Unfortunately the magic in his wand disappears and is unable to keep it in her ass. He lets loose with a dribble of juice.

Cumisha Amado plays with herself and baits cameraman, Henry, to join. When inserting her pearl necklace into her oyster, he assists in the removal, with his Ginsu knife (to internally pare her).

When we do see the entire Henry, it's nothing special. He and his mystery date have zero chemistry. They probably should have been introduced prior to the camera rolling.

Going solo, Mina gets herself off using a hand roll. The enormous inanimate member is utilized in all inputs. It's short and sweet but this is as satisfying as anything up to this point.

I always thought with two you get egg roll. This isn't the case when Cumisha and Gabriella start cooking. The #69 combo plate looks very appetizing. Upon dining, Cumisha manages to dip four fingers in her bowl (bowel). The mystery dick reappears which the girls ride, hide and slide.

When Arnold Scwarzenpecker and Dick Nasty tag team Cumisha it's two out of three falls. This could have been dubbed Asian Anal the way the fellas work her fortune cookie. The flashes going off while they're inside her two vantage points doesn't distract from the nice view.

Oriental Adventure's somewhat satisfying but like even the best Chinese food, you'll be hungry an hour later.


 

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