Released: Aug 01st, 1993
Running Time: 115
Director: Mitchell Spinnelli
Cast: Kat Karlson, Randy West, Cal Jammer, Mark Davis, Jessica Fox (I), Jonathan Morgan, Lynn LeMay, Alexis DeVell, Tony Tedeschi, Wendy Whoppers, Tara Gold, Leanna Foxxx
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
After two hours of wandering down the hallowed hallways of the alternate Breastland universe, I was practically expecting Monty Hall to pop out from behind door number three. The viewer makes a deal to accept Breastman (Tedeschi) as rambling tourguide for nerdy, tit-deprived Chester (Jonathan Morgan), leading him down a silicone-paved path, occasionally sampling some wares himself.
Hot multi-partner sequences abound in this overabundant feature. The Breastman only participates in one, but it's scorching – with Lynn LeMay, Cody O'Connor, and Mark Davis. Tits may be the main event but the twin blowjobs are quite tasty, as the camera racks focus from fore to aft in one superb shot.
Chester unsheathes his pocket protector for the lieks of Tara Gold and Leanna Foxxx, but finally comes alive sharing LeMay and Kat Karlsen with Breastland denizen Cal Jammer. Yet his bountiful quest remains unfulfilled until Breastman unveils the eighth wonder of the world, Wendy Whoppers. This scene is akin to the first revelation of King Kong on Skull Island; the majesty and glory of her incredible size is nothing short of sheer spectacle, and Chester showers her bazooms with appropriate gifts. And Wendy prominently on the box won't exactly drive customers away from what has already become a chart-topper.