Released: Jul 01st, 1992
Running Time: 77
Director: Wes Brown
Cast: Moana Lisa, Jonathan Morgan, Joel Lawrence, Alicia Rio, Persia, Tony T., Carolyn Monroe
Critical Rating: AAA
This is certainly the more unusual take-off of White Men Can't Jump of the three adult vids I've seen. Not that it sticks to the original premise one iota -- it doesn't -- it's a little eccentric, and as far as the sex goes, it's fairly hot.
Joel Lawrence plays "Harry Salzburg", who is basically a nerd. He can't even bounce a basketball. Tony T. is "Moogie Morton", a sports announcer for WKI Sports. The upshot is that Moogie is hosting the "Regional Finals" in a sex contest. Joel and Moana Lisa are the champions, with Jonathan Morgan and Carolyn Monroe as the challengers. Alicia Rio and Persia (also known as Venus) are the judges.
The first two scenes on this tape will knock your socks off, (and get your rocks off!). In the first, Joel and Mona turn in a sweat-drenched sizzler that has Moana moaning in orgasm under Joel's tongue, and some of the hottest ass fucking I've seen in awhile! Following that, Jonathan Morgan has Carolyn Monroe screaming, squirming, and coming hard under his fingers -- and then they get down to some serious fucking! The balance of the sexual offerings are tributes to "how many tired cliches can I utter in a sex scene?". With the exception of careless sound editing, the production values are better than average, with a few interesting sexual matchups. This should be a hot seller, so stock up!