Released: Oct 01st, 1994
Running Time: 60
Director: Max Steiner
Company: Zane Entertainment Group
Cast: Dave Hardman, Jerry Pike, Sally Layd, Sean Michaels, Anna Matte, Ian Daniels, Vanessa Chase
Critical Rating: AAA
This could've been called, "In Search Of The Big O". School teacher, Vanessa Chase's problem is our good fortune. From library to a psychiatrist's office to pool side, she won't stop until she aces her finals.
Vanessa brings home from the library reference material in the form of Dave Hardman. They're both proficient orators, obviously excelling in public speaking. Very nice camerawork as Dave sits behind the wheel and teaches a class of his own in Driver's Ed. Vanessa, orgasmless again, looks as though she was just told that she would have to repeat the ninth grade.
Therapist, Sally Layd, suggests therapy. She adorns the add-a-dick-to-me and fucks her as though she was Freud slamming his mother. Trash talk like a Knicks game, hiney humping and nifty nipple pulling still can't get her off. What's a girl to do.
Via poolside, Anna Malle suggests that maybe a drilling duo is the answer. She relays her latest hiking experience. While in the woods, Jerry Pike and Ian Daniels join her in a jamboree neither of them will soon forget. It's the Call of the Wild as they explore her wilderness. Anna, needless to say, thinks there is definitely strength in numbers.
Sean Michaels' concern for Vanessa is apparent as he's ramming her psychiatrist. Sally bends over and allows Sean to run a marathon in her ass. Even in fast forward, Sean exhibits the endurance of Frank Shorter.
Obviously moved by his session, Sean arranges for two masked men to teach the teacher a lesson. Knowing her material, Vanessa scores highly on this surprise quiz. These premed students examine and probe all orifices. The more the merrier theory pays off as she finally gets her Masters.
The unsatisfiable school marm could've been more interesting but Anal Agony passes. Not an honors student but it does meet the requirements as outlined in the syllabus.