Released: Oct 01st, 1994
Running Time: 75
Director: Barry Hunter
Company: Totally Tasteless Video
Cast: Sahara Sands, Nicole London, Cumisha Antado, Tony Martina, Jake Williams, Ron Jeremy, Chanel (I), Mark Wallice
Critical Rating: AAA
Rump Reamers explores the world of undercover journalism. Nicole London is sent to do an expose' on the powerful men who attend a brothel by the name of "The Anal Oasis". It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it.
Sahara Sands gives the assignment to Nicole and let's her know that she's behind her. She's also in front of her and inside of her. Sahara sensing the beast in Nicole takes a long silver bullet and rams it in her ass. Hoowlll! As if it were a new Olympic event, the girls work on their synchronized ass plugging.
Councilman, Jake Williams and Chanel hold their own town meeting. She works his district with some politically correct biting and spitting. The upside down head would have Sir Isaac Newton gushing. Chanel bites and grabs the percale as though she's attending a Macy's white sale. Unfortunately no rear entry shot prior to Chanel lapping up Jake's milk.
Court is in session as judge, Ron Jeremy, and Cumisha Amado have a closed door session. Cumisha works his Wopner as he lays a little juris prudence on her. Ron has the cast in stitches as he ad libs throughout. He invites Al Martino to fill the gap still remaining. Al gladly does and finishes by covering both Jeremy and Cumisha. A nice shot of Ron over ruling on her face.
To maintain her cover, Nicole allows Mark Wallice to conduct his special brand of interview (Nothing that Geraldo wouldn't do). Mark unloads with rapid fire upon her face.
A reference to using ice is made by Sahara to Jake but never happens. This and the absence of a rear entry shot are a huge disappointment in what could've been a hot shower scene.
To get her story, Nicole disrobes judge Jeremy. More funny asides by Ron as court reconvenes. Nicole, really working it, sends his honor into cardiac arrest. Having found her calling she decides that a career change is in order.
With a cute storyline and talented actors, Rump Reamers fairs well. The lack of entry shots though, leaves you thinking, "What might've been".