Released: Aug 01st, 1994
Running Time: 95
Director: Steve Perry
Company: Private Film
Cast: Jocelyn Clousea, Rashneen, Ferenc Ilsijk, Alberto Sanchez, Sybille Lanson, Kai Nobel, Rebecca Carre, Kerim-Koran
Critical Rating: AAAA
With generous acknowledgement to William Shakespeare's ability to turn a phrase, the Private Film series is, to quote the bard, "as constant as the northern star." Every release lies in volcanic territory with consistently high ratings granted for pulchritude and eyebrow-raising sexual Terpsichore. This series is so good, that even one of the porn viewer's most constant irritations, the intercut sex scene, is a forgivable offense.
Just how far your patience extends with slice and dice, certainly will be tested in Money For Nothing, Sex For Free a feature about a honeymooning couples (Kai Noble-the girl; and Jocelyn Clouseau-the guy) that inadvertently stumbles upon a drug lord's hideout, complete with the requisite cast of characters, thinking this to be their temporary love nest.
There's more sexual lobbing than a Wimbledon warmup, and scene upon sex scene interweaves with the complexity of throw rug knitting, but the results (if you're an anal sex fanatic) are beyond your wildest expectations. The proforma methodology of each of these features leads up to a climactic orgy, and it is here, too, that each of the ladies in Money… encores her butt hole for d.p. treatment. So each girl, in effect, contributes two shots in the ass and all the jizz you can handle.
Sybille Lanson, a Nicole Eggert Lookalike, scores high points with her opening poolside d.p., and Rasheem Kerim-Koram, in another scene, takes Clouseau's dick side saddle in an awesome display of anal voraciousness. Stephanie Hart-Rogers, a series mainstain, appears this time around with darker hair and even gets her thigh-high boots snipped off her legs in a blustery d.p.!
There's something to like in every sex scene, and retailers who have been slow to clue into this series better get on the ball. It's feature-for-feature the best porn currently out there.