Released: May 01st, 1994
Running Time: 108
Director: Mitchell Spinelli
Cast: Lynden Johnson, Steven St. Croix, Jonathan Morgan, Dan Steel, Nicole London, Jon Dough, Valeria (I), Isis Nile, Tara Monroe, Lisa Lipps
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
The comedy is just about gone from this series, but the heat plays on. Jonathan Morgan continues as Johnny Calzone, and this time he owes money to a bookie. Instead of paying him, Morgan takes another trip to Breastland, compliments of his "fairy godmother", an old guy so ugly he makes my brother-in-law look good. Morgan's departure also marks the end of any funny lines in the feature, as the "fairy godmother" sends him off with the magic word, "meshuggah".
Morgan's first stop is with living mannequin, petite Tara Monroe. The two have a long sex scene (as docs everybody else in this feature) with a slow build-up that makes it worthy of mention on next year's nomination list. After leaving Tara, Morgan encounters Valeria, Nicole London and Jon Dough, who indulge in a great threesome. Put that one on the group scene list, Mr. Editor. Dough gets a double dose in this show, since Jonathan's next stop takes him to Isis Nile, who evidently needs the dough — er, definitely kneads the Dough.
Dan Steel and the mammarian Lisa Lipps are the next attraction on our tour of Titville; then a foursome wraps up the proceedings with Morgan, Steven St. Croix, gorgeous Selina St. Clair and lusty Lynden Johnson doing the fourway tangle. Is it as good as the earlier trio? Flip a coin — and mark this down as "must viewing" too!
Lots of bosomy girls, solid action and a long running time add up to a perfect show for the breast lover in all of us. Retailers should carry the entire brightly-boxed series.