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Harlots

Released: Apr 01st, 1994
Running Time: 73
Director: Buck Adams
Company: Midnight Video
Critical Rating: AA 1/2
Genre: Feature

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Critical Rating: AA 1/2

You'd think that a cycle-inspired theme would beg for more harrowing sex, but despite some exterior scenes, this is a very average release. (Since Buck Adams looks as comfortable on a Harley Davidson as Captain Kangaroo would piloting the Exxon Valdez, it's probably a good thing that Buck's only on the hog for a few scant seconds.)

A bathroom tryst affords Buck a nice oral hummer and a facial finish for Diva (Buck calls it her "Badge of Courage"; perhaps not exactly what Stephen Crane had in mind) before he wings out for some unspecified meeting with rival gang leader E.Z. Rider, which is heralded with all the anticipation of Napoleon's march upon Moscow, but never comes to fruition. Instead, he and pal Aaron Colt have an off-road romance with (pre-op) Nikki Sinn, who satisfies Buck yet can't entice a wet shot from Colt's thrown piston.

Meanwhile, to placate E.Z. and his contentious compadres, Tony Martino arranges for an exterior, blanket-bound lesborama with Nikki Shane, Chanel and Heather Lee — the sole delight of the vid; staged aggressively and performed with vigor, especially by Nikki Shane, who treats the labia like a rack of succulent baby back ribs — to be nibbled, sucked and tugged until every ounce of juice is devoured.

By now the plot's running on fumes, forcing a perfunctory Martino/Chanel couch encounter to mark time until Adams and Colt arrive for the "big" meeting; not with E.Z. but rather Shane and Lee! A four-way might be in order to liven up this dead party, where swaggering macho upsmanship comes off more like a testosterone imbalance, but in actuality the scene —which runs nearly a third of the vid's running time— lacks proficient videography and editing, opting too often for lenghty side/wide views. Again, Nikki Shane does her damndest to fan the flames, and the heat climbs measurably when she's on screen, but it's a case of too little too late. Market with other cycle genre vids like Full Throttle Girls for best results.


 

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