Released: Oct 01st, 1992
Running Time: 82
Director: F J Lincoln
Company: VCA Platinum
Cast: Rob Malone, Stephanie Rage, Christine Bell, Victoria Paris, Jon Dough, Porsche Lynn, Mike Horner, Jamie Gillis, Bionca (I)
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Judging by the size of Bionca's chest and the presence of long-gone Stephanie Rage, I'd wager that this one's a few years old. Victoria Paris convinces her friend Bionca to join a rich folks' matchmaking service while they're vacationing in France. Quicker than you can say "My Fair Lady" meets "Misty Beethoven," Christine Bell and Jamie Gillis have transformed "Dixie DeSoto" from Venice Beach, California into "The Contessa," of Venice, Italy. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that poor Dixie/Bionca will fall for the equally poor Mike Horner. Even though Horner's intended (Porsche Lynn) is a fire-rocket who surprises him a new toy (strap-on clad Rage), they're clearly mismatched.
The sex bouts are quite good, especially Paris and Bionca's bit with the double dong and anal beads. At Bionca's request, Paris takes on the Contessa's would-be suitors (because Contessas don't fuck!), Jon Dough and Rob Malone. Another nice bit is Gillis pounding Bionca during her wedding gown fitting. Not only is it visually stimulating, but it ends with a blast in her high-heeled satin pump. How nasty! It concludes with Horner and Bionca proving how much they care for each other and finally consummating their lust. Stunning, golden shots of Paris (the city) at night add up to make this a very classy erotic package.