There's ham acting, to be sure, but I think Tyffany Million's created a brand new art form—ham posing. In Dirty Little Mind, Million puts her splendid body through the paces in a variety of sexual situations, but also accompanies it with an inexhaustible supply of "look ma, no hands" mugging borrowed from the Wolf Savage school of video preening.
Humble, this exercise ain't. Herein Million attempts to answer what I'm sure is a universal Tif fan-dom question—exactly what does go on inside that blonde cranium of hers. First, a fantasy sequence with pool boy, er, pool man Sean Michaels, an exercise that's boldly lifted from every Playboy video ever shot, down to Michaels' peeping coyly at Tyffany over the top rims of his sunglasses. Heatwise, the scene's only about average (a tit fuck), compared to what follows.
Million engages Nick East and Rebecca Wilde in a Jehovah's Witness threeway (you read that right). A little hotter, perhaps, than the scene previous, with more spittle being passed around than a convention of lisping Daffy Duck impersonators.
Momentum really picks up in a threeway involving Million, Ritchie Razor and T.T. Boy, when she gets fucked in the ass by construction guy T.T., then eats his cum which is lathered on a slice of oatbran. A delicate, and sensitive contrivance, to be sure. Count, perhaps, an awards nominee scene when Million and Nina Hartley pair up for some mutual toe fucking, with Million planting a brush handle up Hardey's ass. This is action that justifies the word, whew!
The finale is a voyeur scene. It features Million spying on dinner companions Steven St. Croix and Nicole London—action that starts off with a banana and ends with an ass fuck. Chiquita would be proud.
Unlike Million's Jailhouse Cock, this show is less concerned with acting awards and laughs, but continues with a resourceful sexual style that Million is now spoiling us with. Fabulous boxcover, by the way.