Released: Dec 01st, 1992
Running Time: 69
Director: Jean-Pierre Ferrand
Company: Las Vegas Video
Cast: Don Fernando, Steve Drake, P.J. Sparxx, Sunset Thomas, Zack Thomas, Biff Malibu, Lacy Rose, Tawny, Cal Jammer
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
P.J. Sparxx plays a cutesie cheerleader with a fascination for modern-day vampires. She enlists the help of buddies Lacy Rose and Sunset Thomas to go a-hunting. Of course, there just happens to be a spooky castle nearby, inhabitated by strange characters like Biff Malibu as a surfin' bloodsucker. Though she's armed with silver bullet dildos (Sorry, but silver bullets only work for wolfmen. For the heirs of Lugosi, it has to be a stake through the heart -- but never mind, this is only a fuckflick, not Bram Stoker), Malibu prods newcomer Rose with her own weapon -- and with his. Later, she's still hungry for more. When Don fernando and Cal Jammer come onto the scene, you can just smell a d.p. brewing. They happily sandwich the enthusiastic Rose, albeit with too few penetration shots. Meanwhile, Thomas meets Steve Drake. After their encounter, he namedrops "Gene Ross". (It seems Drake's originally from Pennsylvania, not Transylvania.) Not exactly arousing post-coital conversation, but it's good for a few yucks.
Mistress of the house Tawny, a pretty, statuesque maiden, finds Muffy. She's pissed because the Muffster's friends are taking away all her lovers. There's the inevitable girl/girl, and Sparxx's only hardcore scene before Sparxx wakes in her own bed ... wearing a cape.
Excellent production values, sharp video images and lush castle sets compliment the sex action and the attractiveness of the female cast. A satisfying piece of sexual fluff with an entertaining script. Tantalizing shot of Sparxx on the boxcover should boost sales as well.