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Take This Wad and Shove It

Released: May 01st, 1994
Running Time: 85
Director: Max Steiner
Company: Zane Entertainment
Cast: Dave Hardman, C.J. Bennett, Sally Layd, Marilyn Martyn, Paul Morgan
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Genre: Feature

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Critical Rating: AAA 1/2

The title pretty much says it for the storyline, too, with the sex scenes being more like elaborately furnished loops than anything else.

C.J. Bennett and Paul Morgan get things rolling with the old housewife-seduces-maintenance-man ploy. A venerable routine, but C.J. gives it contemporary styling with her willingness to indulge in just about every sex position known to man. Morgan earns his pay as he nails her both with the patented anal "Franken-Steiner" and glops all over C.J.'s pretty kisser when he pulls out of her ass from the doggie position. C.J., a walking female rectal probe, definitely brings new meaning to the term, "eager beaver".

Yeah...Yeah...there is a plot. Frustrated housewife (is there any other type?) Sally Layd learns that her husband Joe (Alex Sanders) will be tied up at the office. Perhaps that can be taken literally, too, but that's not the scenario which unfolds here. Newcomer Lacy drops by to introduce Sally to the joys of all-girl companionship. A two-headed dildo serves as a connecting link on the information super thigh-way as the girls "bond" only in a way that women can.

Though it's her own house, Sally makes a convenient exit to allow gal pal Lacy to fuck Sanders, allowing Alex to illustrate the proper techniques of anal/doggie penetration. Sanders and Lacy handle their scene as though it were a decathlon event, displaying a menu of deft physical maneuvers, with Alex finally popping one on her face.

The scene featuring "boss" Max Steiner and pretty blonde Marilyn Martyn is as weird as it gets, with Martyn at one point spitting out fur balls of money (check this one out). Steiner discovers that his secretary, Martyn, has been dipping into the office till, and invokes the powers of darkness to get back at her. What it does, though, is set up an excuse for Max to fuck her with a rubber snake before he dicks her in the ass and comes in her butthole. Subtlety such as this is what finally balances the books in Max's favor.

In the finale, Dave Hardman anal fucks Sally Layd doggie-style and lets a wet one fly on her spaghetti-covered face. Of course, one must watch this scene to see how Sally gets the pasta on her puss in the first place.

After a slow start, Max seems to be cooking on all four burners with the full-length titles. This is a nifty one to include in your Steiner collection.


 

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Dave Hardman
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Marilyn Martyn
Paul Morgan
Max Steiner

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