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Released: Aug 01st, 1994
Running Time: 82
Director: Scotty Fox
Company: Coast To Coast Video
Cast: Beatrice Valle, Maeva, Brad Armstrong, Jonathan Morgan, Barbara Doll, Nicole London, Micky Ray, Dyanna Lauren
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
In the year 2025, Earth has become an over-populated, seething cesspool of genetic down breeding. In other words, Los Angeles apartment living has finally caught on as a universal concept.
Brad Armstrong as Captain Russ Baxter leads an expeditionary force in search of a missing earth party that may have attempted to colonize Anal Planet. As Armstrong and crew discover, the planet is inhabited by a blonde babe (Dyanna Lauren) and her scientist-father (J.B.—now getting the "older guy" parts.)
Lauren and J.B. plays the Anne Francis/Walter Pidgeon roles in this cute spin on Forbidden Planet, ably assisted by what seems to be a recycled Sex Trek script (certain giveaway phrases suggest this). In the latest installment of guess-the-impersonation, Jonathan Morgan appears to be playing Dana Carvey's Garth from Wayne's World and cracks first sex scene honors with Nicole London. (The low level of oxygen in her helmet has made London come to realize her love for Morgan, we learn). Nicole goes right to a blow job with a generous dollop of ball licking, but Morgan's anal shot skirts the issue of penetration. Also doing the anal thing, Lauren offers up her ass playfully to Armstrong in the doggie position for the feature's best coupling.
As crewman Mickey Ray discovers, J.B.'s transponder ejaculator puts you in touch with some virtually real sex. Unfortunately, Ray's tryst with Barbara Doll plays more like an NFL highlight film with no particular attention focused on any sexual position (a great side saddle in the making gets glossed over, compounding the felony.)
Nicole London's fingers find Dyanna Lauren, but Lauren maintains her string of uncommitted girl-girl encounters. And, in the finale, Beatrice Valle does a reverse cowgirl on Morgan with a dick stiffening assist from Maeva who, in turn, gets bent over a spaceship console with Beatrice underneath checking for oil leaks. Morgan finishes things off with a bravura twin ass poking.
Anal Planet marks Scotty Fox's big comeback to domestic full-length features. Though he still tends to be truant in covering certain sex angles, Fox provides a pretty entertaining show, and the studio FX certainly holds up its end of the bargain.
With a couple of interesting sci-fi releases coming out this month, now may be the time to initiate a section in your store devoted to the genre.