Released: Aug 01st, 1994
Running Time: 135
Company: Anabolic Video
Cast: Draghixa, Chad Thomas, John Stagliano, Barbara Doll, Jon Dough, Guy DeSilva, Marolin, Kim Chambers, Sean Michaels, Francesca Lé, Misty Rain, Gerry Pike, Yvonne (I)
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
Buttbanged Bicycle Babes is kind of like the Spartacus of anal videos. It features a cast of lots-a-people, runs a long time, a couple of guys grit their teeth like Kirk Douglas when they come and it finds epic ways in which to plug women in the ass while managing to get some penetration shots along the way. What more could you ask?
Misty Rain serves as a hostess-aboard-bike. Misty sets up the skits, all of which have to do with bike riding girls in tight spandex shorts getting fucked in the butt.
In the opener, Draghixa gets gang banged (though, technically, only fucked in the ass by one guy) in the woods on her way to an appointment with Biff Malibu. Might we suggest the Harbor Freeway the next time around, Drag baby?
Sean Michaels and Gerry Pike are hired to do a scene, but a litany of some very creative excuses almost prompts cancellation of it until passerby Barbara Doll just happens along. With a ready smile and willing asshole, Barbara accommodates a d.p.
In rugged surroundings reminiscent " of the Vasquez rocks, Misty Rain and Francesca Le provide a willing twosome for Gerry Pike and Chad Thomas as Misty gets A-banged in the missionary position by Thomas who also partakes of Francesca in similar fashion. Gerry may have been off watching the buzzards as numerous cutaways to birds in flight might suggest.
The seaside offers, perhaps, the two finest scenes in this edition. With crashing waves in the background, Marc Davis and Marolin take the Kama Sutra route to their anal destination while Kim Chambers and Yvonne pedal over to the Buttman's abode for a cameo (by Stagliano) ass fucking. Davis must have double-timed it over from the promontory where he doggy rucked Marolin because he's here, too. Davis and Yvonne who paired off in The Theory of Relativity are now becoming old hands at this game. And for a truly interesting and resourceful finish, look for Chambers getting fucked in the ass by Stagliano, then hosed down, courtesy some bottled water, and doing it all over again with Davis.
A major contender for anal tape of the year, this is one of the best. Keep that in mind when stocking.