Released: Dec 01st, 1994
Running Time: 80
Director: Patrick Garbiras
Company: Hollywood Entertainment
Cast: Peter North, Tera Heart, Makala, T.T. Boy, VixXxen, Debi Diamond, Jonathan Morgan
Critical Rating: AAA
"Build it, and they will come!" No, that's not O.J.'s defense lawyers talking about air-tight alibis. It's heavenly angel T.T. Boy whispering in a sleeping Peter North's ear about a golf course which North, like some compliant zombie from a 1940's flick, dutifully erects inside his house. It must be on a miniature golf course budget because the only holes we actually see belong to North's complaining wife Tera Heart, cocktail waitress VixXxen (every golf course needs a 19th tee), golfer Makala (a brunette Makala not to be confused with the redheaded Makala) and caddy Debi Diamond.
What the feature amounts to is an 80-minute shaggy dog joke with T.T. delivering the punchline, and every golf/sex double entendre known to man wielded like a kamikaze iron shot out of a bunker. Jonathon Morgan milks his Bill Murray impersonation as the demented greens keeper for all its worth, and North nails Tera Heart with a slight fade off the first tee then returns to two-putt a par five hole with Debi and Makala.
A funny idea that never really gets out of the sand trap, Hole In One features a lovely Tera on the boxcover, but the handicap of playing straight sex merely adequately through the course of a market heavy with anal dog legs, doesn't improve the score.