Released: Dec 01st, 2006
Running Time: 81
Company: Metro Media
Cast: Don Fernando, Cara Lott, Dave Cummings, Kathy Jones, Crystal Clear (II), Herschel Savage, Anita Cannibal, Others, Ginni Lewis, Gigi (I), Moxie, Ron Jeremy
Critical Rating: AAA
There may be an untapped audience for watching old folks having sex, but unfortunately this title is mostly concept and promotion. The concept is simple enough: 19 year old hottie Crystal Clear stars in a gang bang orgy in which everybody else is three or four times her age. The promotion includes a ballyhooed appearance on Howard Stern's show. Too bad they didn't put much effort into the gang bang itself.
The chaotic and underwhelming sex scenes don't seem to have been "directed" at all, and the photography and editing are haphazard at best. It doesn't score very high for freak appeal either; Kathy Jones as the "strap-on granny" isn't really all that compelling. Clear's talents seem wasted, and even legendary studs Ron Jeremy and Herschel Savage don't add much by their presence. The bonus BTS disc is actually more interesting than the feature itself!
Retailing: Novelty value and a Howard Stern appearance should generate some interest.