Released: Nov 01st, 1994
Running Time: 75
Director: W Bosley DeLongprez
Cast: Letha Weapons, Nina Hartley, Mike Horner, Kelly Royce, Jasmine Aloha, Jonathan Morgan
Critical Rating: AAA
Viewers may recall The Bad and the Beautiful, an old flick in which Kirk Douglas played a ruthless Hollywood producer— a real prick. Here, Jonathan Morgan is equally as prickly but the beautiful and the bad ones are one and the same. Despite their sexual energy, most of the babes simply can't act their way out of a entry level Stanislavsky class. Together they pack more furtive glaces, pregnant pauses, and duh-what's-my-cue facial expressions into this vid than a kindergarten Christmas play.
Be that as it may, Body of Love contains a few decent scenes, most notably a hookup between Morgan and Nina Hartley, who's always beautiful and never bad. She gives it up, right there on Morgan's desk, sucking him off and bending over for doggie while accepting a splash on her deliciously upturned butt. Too bad her part as his scheming wife wasn't larger; it's the only scene that clicks on both levels.
From certain angles, "aspiring actress" Jasmine Aloha's tits remind one of an active Hawaiian volcano. Though Morgan douses her massive brown hooters with his own lava flow, her recent Pro-Am work has shown more genuine eruptions of heat. Horner, who plays an actor playing a hitman (got that?) stops by Morgan's lead actress Kelly Royce's apartment to throw a little scare into her. What eventually does get into her is Horner's love gun, and a pretty good bed-thumper that makes up for the truly deadening dialogue they begin with. (Of course, if the editor had been awake during the post-production phase he could have saved us all a bit of grief.)
Horner has a more compelling encounter with Letha Weapons, whose giant boobs are not only a pacifier for Horner — but are also a potential way to keep her from mangling the written word, if only someone would shove them in her mouth. Sometimes, you've gotta be cruel to be kind.
Hartley's scene is a zinger and serves ample notice for her fans to check out her performance. Worth stocking for that reason.