Released: Nov 01st, 1994
Running Time: 70
Director: Stuart Canterbury
Company: Legend Video
Cast: Marc Wallice, Simone (I), Kylie Ireland, Tess Newhart, T.T. Boy, Asia Carrera, Isis Nile, Tony Tedeschi
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Tongue In Cheek is a cross between Rocky and Diggstown, complete with a crooked promoter and pre-fight training. The gym setting is appropriate given the awesome bods that Legend has assembled.
Shady gym owner Tony Tedeschi, seeing a money making opportunity, convinces Asia Carrera and Brittany O'Connell to settle their feline feuding in a boxing ring rather than the middle of the gym.
Brittany's unable to afford the services of trainer T.T. Boy, but figures out a way to repay him. A grimacing T.T. is on the receiving end of some nice, slow blows. He retaliates with a barrage of his own as he licks her below the belt, working Brittany over good and hard before she can get to her knees. He's relentless as he hits her in the ass before succumbing.
In the gym's Jacuzzi, Isis Nile confides to Kylie Ireland that she's a lesbian. Kylie, being very supportive, allows Isis to lick her chlorinated clit clean. Kylie politely returns the favor and the girls (who must be training for the '96 Olympics) bond with some synchronized masturbation.
In his Cadillac convertible, Tony and Simone celebrate their upcoming engagement. The head in the front seat is reminiscent of a couple of high school kids, although she's obviously a bit more adept. Tony then eats her ragtop and she swallows his shifter.
Gym instructor Tess Newhart accidentally spills the beans about the illegal wagering on the fight to cop Buck Adams. She bribes him with a pulse checking blow job and he reads her mound its Miranda rights. They wrestle and frisk each others innards. Buck apprehends her ass, backs off, and unloads his revolver on her rear.
After a brief cat fight, Asia and Brittany make up after they learn of Tony's illegal activities and subsequent incarceration. Left alone in the gym are instructor Marc Wallice and Asia Carrera. He pins her on the mat and works her clitoral plexus and she in turn does some neck and deep throat exercises, getting quite loud as they work up a sweat doing some deep pelvic thrusts.
Containing almost all of the necessary ingredients of a winner (including a sexy box cover) Tongue In Cheek will sell scores. Were it not for the obvious omission of some crucial penetration shots the vid would've scored higher.