Released: Nov 01st, 1994
Running Time: 81
Director: Stuart Canterbury
Company: Legend Video
Cast: Lynden Johnson, Christina West, Domonique Simone, Asia Carrera, Rebecca Wild, Tony Tedeschi, Buck Adams, Danyel Cheeks
Critical Rating: AAA
Real estate hustler Buck Adams convinces Rebecca Wild to buy an expensive house and suck his dick in the bargain. Wild responds enthusiastically, and ravages big Buck on the back lawn leaving him groaning for mercy.
Limping back to his office, he entices his partner Tony to go to the Superboobs strip club to celebrate the sale. They leave Asia Carrera to lock up before she goes home and we find out that Asia has a yen for Tony, but two things stand in the way — her small breasts. (I know, I know; Asia is not undersize, but suspend some disbelief will ya!)
As Asia leaves, she befriends tramp Joey Silvera. At Superboobs our two party animals are watching Danyel Cheeks and Domonique Simone devour each other on stage. Meanwhile in her bed Asia dreams of Tony screwing the daylights out of her, and as he empties his rod on her tits, a knock comes. Asia goes to her door and finds Silvera with Christina West. It seems that Joey is an elf and can grant a wish to reward Carrera for her kindness, so Asia laughs and wishes that she had a set of knockers like West's. After she closes the door, Joey gains his reward, he gets anal with West in the best scene on the tape.
Next day Asia confesses to Tony that she is attracted to him. Tony and Buck again express their preference for overly endowed women. Asia tears open her bodice in order to show that hers are not that tiny, when she turns into Lynden Johnson! Tony takes one look at Johnson's mouthwatering mammaries, and pounces, diving into all that flesh. Buck faints dead away while Lynden and Tony redecorate the office with cum stains. Asia then reappears, and as her and Tony migrate off into the night, Silvera, as some demented St. Nick, wishes the audience that all our wishes come true.
Lensed and edited with Mr. Canterbury's usual exacting standards, the tape is fine, but with a bad music track and only warm sex, it falls short of being well-received. The good box will help, and Canterbury's stuff does rent.