Does anyone — ANYONE — still think that naughty nurse routines are unique? With a sense of the imaginative that borders on bludgeoning one's self in the head with cinderblocks, Nurses Know Best trudges through the "disobedient patient being spanked by stern staff routine by rote.

We'll take it on good faith that director Eve Howard is no relation to any of the Three Stooges, though in fact if it is the case, apologies are owed to Moe, Curly, and Shemp. At least the Stooges reacted to every slap, smack, boink, and jab — which is more than Georgia Gold can muster, even under Alexis Payne's ministrations of open palm, leather strap and wooden paddle. If the talent doesn't respond naturally, Eve, it's your job to make them act it out. The finale, a superior caning rendered with finesse by Payne, illicits a few welts and groans from the golden one. Tech specs are average; camera angles limited.