Forget about gold in the hills, "Thar's royalty in them thar rears." Annabel Chong is the Anal Queen, and I can't wait to see who "unseats" her. Forget about the cliched storyline (a deluge of dream sequences), Fantastic has a winner with Annabel.

Annabel, who confesses to husband, Rick O'Shea, "a woman wants to be both a whore and a wife," gets my vote for "Woman Of The Year." Via his dreams (and mine also), Rick watches Annabel and another couple assume a potpourri of positions. Things get quite loud as the ladies' assholes and pussies get worked over. A strap-on administered to the ass of the gentleman should make devout supporters of the E.R.A cheer. The slapstickish slamming of the trio had me feeling that Mack Sennett couldn't be far behind.

Still in La-la land, Rick finds himself in the boudoir of Marc Wallice, who in some heated improve, rips the lingerie off of Melanie Moore and dines with the delight of an Ethiopian at Sizzler. You'll yell, "Bingo," when the pair carnivorously call, "Oh 69."

Rick's dream continues (To think I dream of the New York Giants in Superbowl XXVI) as he's joined in the bathtub by a pair of "dirty" girls. Marilyn Martyn licks him into a lather as he decides to eat Japanese. Marilyn takes control of the wheel and drives, both cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. He shifts in and out of her two car garage and overheats into the Mitsubishis' mouth.

Sitting on her peltlined throne, the queen, in a saliva-ridden ceremony, christens a pair of pricks. In this anal auction you may hear, "I have two cocks, do I hear four? Sold at four cocks, to the tart with the tiara." The dicks arrive in an assortment of locales, the most exciting coming in the form of triple penetration. Her majesty's court bathes her with a barrage of beads.

There are some technical difficulties and awkward transitions (credits would've been nice, too), but Anal Queen does contain Royal Romping. (Triple penetration ain't too shabby either). This scene and a box cover with Annabel's ass giving your customer a come hither leer will make this a hot property.