Nookie keeps pitching jokes into left field without realizing the team is out of town, and the result is a game with two decent hits but no runs. As "Bucky Tricepson," Steve Houston has the look, but like most athletes, he can't deliver lines. When his wife (Alicia Rio) informs him that their marriage contract was never validated properly (and thus, no more anal sex for Steve), he falls into a slump, calling time out for a contract renewal.

Promptly cutting out his bonuses, Alicia finds tepid poolside romance with Tianna Taylor. A far wetter sequence finds Nikki Shane gobbling business manager Alex Sanders' Louisville slugger and riding him furiously. Team owner Jake Williams stands around like a sun-blinded outfielder until batgirl Nikki Sinn rubs his balls and offers him her backdoor batting cage, but the crucial penetration shot is missed — same case for Houston and Rio, but at least they play the game with heat. Alicia on the box should assure customer interest in this hot gal.