Released: Nov 01st, 1994
Running Time: 75
Directors: Jane (I), Dick (I)
Company: AVICA Entertainment
Cast: Dan Steele, Honey Wells, Rebecca Bardoux, Jasmine Aloha, Kate Montaine, Jay Ashley
Critical Rating: AAAA
The folks at AVICA Entertainment have definitely picked it up a notch. As in Vol. #11, Dick & Jane Do Ass Spin - Vol. #12 contains a scene deserved of a nomination (Rebecca Bardoux and Jay Ashley do the honors). Whatever it is they're doing at AVICA — Keep it up!!
The winter wonderland of Aspen is the locale for Dick & Jane's latest jaunt. Observing, ski instructor Dan Steele, and student Jasmine Aloha, Dick and Jane receive some titillating tutoring. Jasmine orally works out Dan the bodybuilder's love muscle and Dan does a few reps himself. He also manages to do some thrusts in front of the fireplace with his poker. Nothing spectacular between this off-camera couple, just some well shot, well performed porking.
Kate Montaine invites our videotaping voyeurs to her room while she gets a massage. Masseurs, Damian and Honey Wells give Kate's muscles a Shiatsu they'll never forget. The altitude of Aspen enhances the appetite of this terrific trio as they give each other glorious gratification in a plethora of positions. (Try saying that 5 times fast). In other words — Fucking Great or Great Fucking!!
Not paying any credence to the "No Fucking" sign on the slopes are Dick & Jane's cabin guests, Rebecca Bardoux and Jay Ashley, opting for hot bodies rather than hot toddies. Jay has a snack at the kitchen table as Rebecca squats on a placemat. Rebecca assists Jay in keeping his ski tips up as she waxes them with her hot mouth. Having his skis prepped, Jay runs a good, hard, fast slalom in her mound. She yodels like Heidi as her cumming crotch quivers. He bends her over that table and rides her like a team of huskies. (That table hasn't seen that much action since Roseanne came for a buffet). Out and in, out and in — hard and fast, hard and fast — 1 swear, between her screaming and his slamming, I was quivering. But when she takes his finger that had previously reshaped her rear in her mouth, I was on fire. More — yes more — butt banging prior to this wild woman lapping up every last drop of his drippings. Bravo!!
Another well done travelogue. Given the scorching action it's surprising that the slopes didn't melt. Thank you to everyone involved, and a special thank you to Rebecca for reminding me what a wonderful a job I have.