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Precious Cargo

Released: Sep 01st, 1993
Running Time: 76
Director: Mr Gallo
Company: Visual Images
Cast: Marilyn Blake, Sloane, Angel Bust, Natasia, Debi Diamond, Tony Martina
Critical Rating: A 1/2
Genre: Feature

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Critical Rating: A 1/2

I gotta tell ya, I got more laughs watching this tape than any other since Haunted Nights, even if the laughs were unintentional.

Everyone's favorite lumpen stud, Tony Martino, figures in three of the scenes. In the opener with Marilyn Blake, the dubbed cries of "oh, yeah!' on the m&g (moans 'n' groans) track come well after the action has stopped. For some reason, a scene with Natasia and a long-haired dude has subtitles (in addition to a muted soundtrack), and they're hilarious! For example: "Fuck my cunt with your tounge [sic]"; when she sucks his shaft: "Yeah, lick my balls;" he puts a finger in her asshole: "Your pussy's so wet." When the editor loops the insertion shot of the anal, he also loops the subtitle! Angel Bust, who does Tony and Marilyn in two scenes, wears a bra so small it looks painful. Debi Diamond, usually a good reason to watch any tape, is wasted as she deep-throats a limp dick in a limp condom in yet another Tony Martino scene. A title card "pleseant [sic] dreams" mercifully ends this laugher.


 

Related Content:

Visual Images
Marilyn Blake
Sloane
Angel Bust
Natasia
Debi Diamond
Tony Martina
Mr Gallo

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