This porn version of Hairspray—or at least the hairdos from that mainstreamer—has Sharon Kane dancing (and I use that word charitably) for a few seconds. Then she and Patricia Kennedy mumble at one another, and it's off to actionland. Each scene is like the one before it, with sky high wigs, incoherent sound quality and quite average girl-girl action. Big boob fans should take note of Delta, who is a Force to be reckoned with.