Released: Nov 01st, 1993
Running Time: 70
Director: Frank Marino
Company: Vidco Entertainment
Cast: T.T. Boy, Beatrice Valle, Rebecca Wild, Crystal Wilder, Terry Thomas, Peter North, Isis Nile
Critical Rating: AAAA
It isn't so much the sex that raises the score of this "homage" to Last Action Hero by way of Purple Rose of Cairo; it's the all-too-real script by Cash Markman that skewers cliches of the hardcore feature industry.
T.T. Boy is an ordinary schlub who's rented a XXX video to watch with wifey Rebecca Wild, but the box also contains a magic ticket that transports Boy into the action-filled world of secret agent Peter North, the hero of the rented tape. The story plays out as anyone who's heard anything about Last Action Hero would expect — so let's talk about the sex.
Honors to Beatrice Valle, who, in different character roles(!), boffs both North and Boy. This lady certainly loves to get licked, and when it comes to spreading her legs, both men get all they can take. The other worthwhile coupling is between baddies Crystal Wilder and Terry Thomas; hot stuff, and exceptionally effective if you're a Wilder fan, but we've seen it many times before. By comparison, the closing threeway with Isis Nile is tame. Still, here's another case where the porn parody of a mainstream film is better than the original!