Released: Jul 01st, 1993
Running Time: 79
Director: Mitchell Spinelli
Company: Bedtime Theatre (Odyssey Group Video)
Cast: Jake Williams, Jonathan Morgan, Cory Cox, Tony Tedeschi, Leena, Nicole London, TerryThomas, Tina Tedeschi, Steve Drake, Crystal Wilder
Critical Rating: AAAA
What do you get when you cross Fantasy Island, the Saturday Afternoon Godzilla test (complete with local commercials), a spool of what will be the biggest mainstream movie this year and some wonderfully sultry explicit sex scenes? The only thing missing from Juranal Park is that Tokyo doesn't get squashed.
Jonathan Morgan plays a wealthy businessman, whose prior contribution to the world was bringing "Anal Crunchies" breakfast cereal to an unsuspecting public, as well as a few adult videos. His newest project is an adult-oriented theme park called "Lustworld," that has a whopping $10,000 admission price. Morgan gloats over his potential newfound riches with his gal Friday (Leena) in an absolutely smoldering desktop session that will leave you breathless.
Meanwhile, rumor has it that the island Sir Reginald built his amusement park on is inhabited by "prehistoric carnivorous reptiles". He vehemently denies this, until several guests disappear. Speaking of guests, Terry Thomas and Crystal Wilder's anal romp in the "Al Goldstein suite" is fucking intense. Steve Drake and Cory Cox make good use of a park bench in their fiery (non-anal) tryst — which leads to a rather amusing encounter of the dinosaur kind. Tony and Tina Tedeschi's "nerdy paleontologists" are right on the money, and the added twist of Tina getting turned on whenever Tony utters the name of a dinosaur (especially made up names like "penisaurus" or "mammasaurus") is both hilarious and arousing.
Of course, you can't have "prehistoric carnivorous reptiles" running amuck without an army general coming to the rescue, and this flick is no exception. Drum roll, please! Ah-tehn-shun! Enter General Colon-Powell, played to the John Wayne max by Jake Williams. Like any good monster movie fan knows, there has to be a love scene before the beast can be slain. Thus Jake, Leena and Nicole London must do their duty in the office, and all deserve special commendations for their "performance under fire". Especially hot is the Jake/Nicole anal portion. Wow! Talk about attacking from the rear.
Juranal Park succeeds as good pornography, with great production values, a clever script with hilarious dialogue, award-caliber acting by all, and incendiary sex. One of the best box covers of the year make this a must-stock tape.