Released: Jul 01st, 1993
Running Time: 85
Director: Nic Cream
Company: Lovebone Video
Cast: Tom Byron, Tabatha Cash, Ron Jeremy, Joel Lawrence, Gypsy (I), Beatrice Valle, Shawnee Gates, Jeanna Fine, Mark Davis, Devon Shire
Critical Rating: AA 1/2
TV tabloid shows have rarely treated the adult video industry fairly and are themselves rife with hypocrisy concerning sleaze (especially during sweeps months). Therefore, they would seem to be ripe targets for satirist Nic Cream, who has given us such clever outings as Splatman and Smears. Unfortunately, this feature fails to live up to the promise of those earlier works, since there is only one cute line in Hard Core Copy about Ko-Ral-Po's book, "Now It Can Be Told... And Exploited!" Otherwise, each scene is the same, with Whorey Novish (Joel Lawrence) interviewing a porn star who seduces him while the cameras keep rolling.
Jeanna Fine is just that in her duo with Tom Byron, and gets even finer when joined for a trio by Brit Mark Davis — but please note Beatrice Valle. She's dangerously close to beautiful, has a terrific (and natural) figure, has that really sexy French accent and (most importantly) is great in her sex scenes. Jeanna's on the boxcover to catch your eye, but mention Beatrice to your regular customers. You'll be thanked in more ways than one.