Released: Oct 01st, 1988
Running Time: 80
Directors: John T Bone, John T. Bone
Company: Fantasy Home Video
Cast: Peter North, Farron Heights, Nina DePonca, Aja (I), Robert Bullock
Critical Rating: AAA
One more movie genre comes up for a pasting thanks to director John T. Bone and his ensemble of slightly unhinged creatives. This time it's the spaghetti western, a nd there's enough of it here to choke Chef Boyardee and half the Salerno town council.
Hot blonde Farron Heights drifts into town as the squint-eyed, cigarillo puffing "stranger" to a chorus of satirical off-key whistling - the kind that would make Ennio Morricone wince in manic pain. El Chihuahua (Robert Bullock) her main sombrero nemesis does Eli Wallach impersonations and Tony Montana side quips. The dance hall girls load up the community bathtub with #9 Rotini for a classic girl/girl hide the primavera (a very hot segment). Plenty of "let's lick the trail dust off" sex sequences and stupid jokes keep this feature light and very entertaining. Farron Heights is a newcomer to be reckoned with; and, according to Bone, this will be his last adult feature - a couple of extra reasons why you might want to stock this title.