Released: Jul 01st, 1993
Running Time: 85
Director: Loretta Sterlin
Cast: Peter North, Alana (I), Pamela Dee, Don Fernando, Cosmo, Axinia, Lydia Chanel
Critical Rating: AA 1/2
Peter North looks seriously enough at odds in a Howard Srern wig and nerd glasses that Dame Edna comes to mind. That being the case, maybe that's why Shane Hunter, not North, is depicted on the boxcover. Even so, that doesn't answer why another girl, likewise not in the video, is also on the box.
North, playing the famous shockjock "Howard Sperm" (the character was premiered in Adult Video Nudes) wants to poke his wife Alana in the ass. She's not up to doing the deed, which is perfectly natural, since a marriage license in an adult video equates with an automatic "no" on most sexual preference polls.
After the reasonably involving bedroom chitchat between North and Alana, the rest of the vidis glued together with a stringy storyline and deadweight banter. Fast forward to the sex scenes as North pairs up with German blonde Axinia in a luxuriously soggy analer. Pamela Dee, who's consistently nasty, takes on Cosmo and Don Fernando in a d.p. and rates a facial cum bath. Alana probes Lydia Chanel's ass with a dildo in the girl/girl matchup. Lydia takes the reverse cowgirl position with Don Fernando in their anal romp, and North finally gets to do the deed with Alana.
Rates reasonably well on the filth scale but charts new waters in the sea of boring dialogue.