Released: Mar 01st, 1993
Running Time: 74
Company: Zane Entertainment Group
Cast: Tom Byron, Kris Newz, Alicia Rio, Napoleon, Tami Monroe, Nicole London, Ron Jeremy, Mona Lisa (III)
Critical Rating: AA 1/2
"Twin Peaks" was a TV show dripping with enigmas and puzzlements. Likewise, Twin Freaks makes no sense at all, but at least it's not supposed to. Town residents keep talking about the trees screaming, one-armed killers (wrong TV show!) and Indian legends, but whoever wrote this feature should know that the Cherokee are in Tennessee, not the north woods.
In between the deliberately strange dialogue are sandwiched five decent sex scenes. Mona Lisa opens with Tom Byron, a reporter sent to investigate the strange stories. She then segues into little Tami Monroe in a definitely hot lesbian bout. Also pretty good is unbilled Kris Newz with the always-enthusiastic Alicia Rio. Zane can always be counted on for eye-catching packaging to help boost profits.