Released: May 01st, 1993
Running Time: 81
Director: Sean Michaels
Company: Pleasure Productions
Cast: Kris Newz, Rebecca Bardoux, China Mai, Sean Michaels, Melanie Moore, Ron Hightower, Kiss
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
This is a true rarity. Not only is the title a parody of a real-world movie, but so is the content. Amazing! Ron Hightower is on the run from the mob, so friend Kris Newz, who tells us that he's got some black blood, suggests that Ron use makeup and go to the west coast in order to pass himself off as Kris to Kris' relatives who have never met him. A makeup job worthy of any Hollywood studio, this actually works, both for the actors and for us. You've just got to hear Ron's Oxford accent. It's so good that cousin Melanie Moore and her friend China Mai are taken in — and then proceed to take Ron in — to themselves. Cousin Kiss isn't fooled, however, but she likes black men, so everything evens out.
This is one of Ron Hightower's best performances to date, and his single best comedy performance. In the sex department, besides the two aforementioned superior scenes were the returned Buck Adams as Melanie's father, with lithe Rebecca Bardoux, who is a real tiger. With all the recent interracial shows, it's a real accomplishment to stand out as the best of the bunch, but this one does.