The box tells us that they didn't hurry this feature into production like the other three shows of similar names, so that the producers could make a real sexvid that had some relation to the real-world movie. Instead, Bill Margold sits in his apartment with his surviving cat Pogo (Hardcore, sad to say, has passed on) and introduces five segments, most of which have somebody who would rather play basketball, but his/her loved one is able to convince him/her otherwise. Action is of the usual one-day-wonder variety, and unfortunately there are no stand-outs. We do have one anal scene between Tanya Storm aand Ron Hightower; Alicia Rio takes a load in the face from Jake Steed, but there is nothing we haven't seen before. Now we can move on to the rip-off titles of A Few Good Men.