Released: Mar 13th, 2007
Running Time: 128
Company: Bad Seed
Cast: Angel Eyes, Ariel Alexus, Strokahontas, Dena Caly, Johnny (I), Wesley Pipes, Beauty Dior, Deep Threat
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Shizam! Cok-D-Zil Cok Strong has the muthafuckin’ cybernetics, playa! The motormouth pimp with the laptop and bejeweled cup hosts and provides a running commentary for this collection of Internet-themed scenes, starring a flock of fine booty.
Dirty talkin’ Wesley Pipes does the dicking for the first two pairings, with all-pro ho’s Ariel Alexus and Beauty Dior. If you like your fucking with lots of ghetto dialogue, this stuff is the shiznit.
The other male performers don’t keep up the patter, but every beeotch here more than earns her keep. The art direction is ambitious, including a spot-on parody of that Jay-Z Hewlett Packard TV commercial.
Retailing: A pimpin’ good time in the online ’hood.