Released: Dec 01st, 1988
Running Time: 76
Director: Henri Pachard
Cast: Eva Allen, Mike Horner, Ariel Knight, Layla LaShell, Joe Elliot, Randy Spears, Nikki Randall, Robert Bullock
Critical Rating: AAA
A house is certainly not a home in this "action" feature which needs some width and breadth of space to exercise even a minimal plot. It gets a little ludicrous when the crooks hideout in the basement from the bad guys in an adult version of hide and go seek. Like, who would think of looking there first? And who would think of noticing that Eva Allen tries to commandeer her sex scenes with Randy Spears and Mike Horner by trying to keep her ridiculous-looking platinum wig from falling off. Hasn't someone told her she looks far better au natural as in a couple of recent de Renzy features?
That being said, Allen takes over the fated Jane Bond reigns (from the likes of the ex-Amber Lynn and Stacey Donovan) as she tries to foil SMUTRA in their attempt to hijack some banana land president's daughter. The original intent gets lost real quick amid grossouts featuring Layla LaShell as SMUTRA boss, Thunderthighs. LaShell smokes cigars, swears like a cheap dyke, and in blonde locks looks like a 500-lb Ariel Knight. She also has a squeamish sex scene with a gang stooge who's built like Jose Canseco's bat. The best scene features Megan Leigh being electrically tickle tortured on a toilet seat. And a lot of the sex is pretty good. Some funny segments also make it worth looking at.