Released | Feb 01st, 1993 |
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Running Time | 85 |
Director | C B DeMille |
Company | After Midnight Video |
Cast | Terry Thomas, Alyssa Malone, Marissa Malibu, Derek Taylor, Steve Austin, Crystal Wilder |
Critical Rating | AA |
Genre | Feature |
In the opening scene of Lawnmower Woman, saleswoman Crystal Wilder gives potential buyer Terry Thomas a blowjob as an added incentive to buy an expensive lawnmower. This is the first and last thing in this feature that makes any sense. The blowjob is intercut with shots of Marissa Malibu in bed with Derek Taylor; yet, when Crystal finishes with Terry, she goes to take a peek in a window and who does she see but Marissa and Derek! Then, buyer Steve Austin (billed as "Mark Wise" for some bizarre reason) celebrates his new purchase with wife Alyssa Malone on the mower. Good thing they left the ignition off. Finally, there's a repeat of the first coupling with Crystal and Terry doing an anal for no other reason than to fill up the tape and to get in an anal scene. Some individual scenes generate heat, but the overall effect is somewhat dampening. Already climbing up the rental charts, though.