A porn version of One Touch of Venus would have been too much to hope for, but at the least, couldn't we have been spared the mythological version of Two Porn Stars Watch TV? No — we are given Venus (Victoria Paris) and Mars (Steve Drake) watching mortals screwing. That way, the scenes can be edited in without having to integrate them into a plot. A plot? What's that?

The first channel has Sean Michaels with Flame. At least it's an anal scene, and you don't always see them outside of anal-themed videos. Teri Diver and P.J. Sparxx provide the only real heat, however. P.J. is probably the loveliest girl in adult videos in the last five years, and when she gets together with tiny Teri, real sparks fly. Bad editing further brings down this feature's rating. Victoria Paris on the boxcover always works to move merchandise, and this should be no exception.