Released: Feb 01st, 1993
Running Time: 74
Director: Jay Cobbs
Company: Zane Entertainment Group
Cast: Terry Thomas, Melanie Moore, Jonathan Morgan, Ron Jeremy, Crystal Wilder, Kiss, Mona Lisa (III)
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
There's a lot more Urban Cowboy in this adult feature than there is Bronco Billy. Actually, there's none of the latter, but the title Urban Cowgirls was taken ten years ago. Blonde Crystal Wilder plays a country & western bar patron who's married to Terry Thomas. Terry is a champion mechanical bull rider who wins $500 at the bar by staying on the thing. This part could have been better if an actor who could actually ride the contraption when it's at full tilt had been used, because the mechanical horse I rode in front of the A&P for a dime 40 years ago was wilder than the bull in this show ever gets.
But Millie (Crystal) is miffed when hubby implies that she wouldn't be able to ride as well as he. And so Millie sets out to prove she's as good as any man. Along the way, she meets up with girlfriends Kiss and Melanie Moore, who give Millie some practice by way of a strap-on dildo. Later, Kiss gives mechanic T.T. Boy a present, so that he will rig the bull to let Millie win. After her "triumph," Millie gives her husband and the club host (Ron Jeremy, in a clown suit up to this scene) a real treat. She also gives us a real treat, as this threesome is the highlight of the show. Is it too early to talk about 1993's nominations? An unusual boxcover picture serves as a strong attraction.