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My Wildest Dreams

Released: Jan 01st, 1989
Running Time: 49
Director: Mike Lamont
Company: Standard Video
Cast: Sasha Gabor, Blake Palmer
Critical Rating: A
Genre: Feature

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Critical Rating: A

My Wildest Dreams – your worst nightmare, comes as close to an abandoned ’72 Chevy Vega with rust spots as anything I’ve ever seen produced by this industry. The feature works on the premise that Blake Palmer (whose physique is starting to look like a product of the “Round Jeremy Workout Tape”) is jetsetting to Hawaii and Florida for sexual fun and then writing to a fictional friend “Dave” about his adventures.

Instead of legitimate travel, stock outdoor locale footage gets intercut with stark green-tint indoor sex scenes of Palmer. The whole effect makes Palmer and his one sex co-hort look like avocadoes mating in a Motel hell in El Paso. The sex is so cadaverous (one tryst lasts an endurable 21 minutes) that I wound up taking a sebum count of Palmer’s thinning crown to keep amused. The third scene features Sasha Gabor once again mugging like Burt Reynolds. Ariel Knight and Bella Donna are his accomplices in this assault and battery, and I’m sure would give anything to buy back this performance, now that Knight has been doing some very credible work in adult features.

The package advertises a running time of 85 minutes, so who could quibble with a scant half hour of missing footage? Having seen amateur chamber of commerce videos shot in Steubenville, Ohio that had great finesse, I can only surmise this is a new marketing concept to see how much the adult viewing public will endure before breaking.


 

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