Released: Sep 01st, 1992
Running Time: 75
Director: Jim Enright
Company: Coast To Coast Video
Cast: Carolyn Monroe, Peter North, Alicyn Sterling, Paula Price, Cole Stevens, Eric Price, Dominique Sirnone
Critical Rating: AAA
Great title, but this one could also be known as Encino Woman or The Icewoman Cometh. As the name implies, a million year old cave woman (Paula Price) with huge hooters is discovered encased in ice. Fossil expert Peter North and his guide Dominique Simone (in "Pebbles Flintstone" garb) make this discovery after their heat generating body friction. Carolyn Monroe and Eric Price are Doctors of Archeology (yeah, I know; stop laughing). Alicyn Sterling, looking like Flame's sibling with her new red hair, is a nymphomaniac whom North "meets with" for more funding. Their condom-clad desktopper ends with a squirt right to the double-D's. Meanwhile, Monroe and Cole Stevens have such a hot fuck at the lab that it melts Paula's ice. Eric Price makes this discovery and soon after, Paula gobbles him down like lunch. It's amazing how quickly a cavegal learns to say stuff like, "Oh yeah ... Oh, Yeah! ... That feels so good!" Anyway, Paula next learns the joys of lesbo sex with Sterling, who ends up in a meatlocker, gets frozen herself and auctioned off to the Smithsonian. Paula goes back from whence she came, with the "North Pole" in tow.
Very nice packaging and the girls are pretty enough to carry it through.