Released: Apr 01st, 1992
Running Time: 71
Director: Jim Enright
Company: Zane Entertainment Group
Cast: Napoleon, Rose Hunter, Jon Dough, Teri Diver, Charisma (I), Tony Tedeschi
Critical Rating: AAA
Some people don't like sexvids with dwarves because they find the height difference between the girl and the little man too distracting. If that's your problem, weep no more. The final scene between Napoleon — he's a dwarf, not a midget — and the diminutive Teri Diver is surprisingly effective. He comes up to her chin, but at least it's not like the tape from four years ago, when tiny Tami Monroe came up to Michael Knight's belly button.
In this feature, literary agent Tony Tedeschi has informed writer Jon Dough that he must pen a version of the story of Little Big Horn, starring a dwarf as Custer. It's to be titled "Little Long Prong". For some unknown reason, the unseen studio head has commissioned this bizarre project. Of course, when we meet the man toward the end, we readily see his reason.
Unconnected to the story are the required five sex scenes, with the Charisma/Jon Dough opener being the best of the lot. There is a nice variety and flow to the action, and I also like the Napoleon/Rose Hunter, Tony Tedeschi/Teri Diver cross-cutting sequence. And if Rose Hunter looks slightly familiar, she was Rose Marie in several dozen features from '83 to '86. Worth stocking in your adult section.