Released: Apr 01st, 1992
Running Time: 47
Company: X-Plus International
Cast: Johnny (I), Lisa (I), Fallon, Marc Wallice, Mariah (I), Monique Hall, Myra, Daphne (I), Ted Wilson
Critical Rating: A
Monique Hall hires a guy to lay down some music tracks for an amateur video she's making. If this disaster had attained the level of amateur, it would have gotten a higher rating than the minimal one given. This is really a lesson for all would-be auteurs on what not to do. The music is too loud; people occasionally turn green (as did I); camerawork is both shaky and lacking In variety; dialogue is from the "I'm horny, let's screw" school; some of the bodies are not the most attractive in the world, to put it gently. Even the excuse of a story goes nowhere, but at 47 minutes, what do you want? This so-called full length feature does seem full length to me, If the synonym of "full length" is "interminable". So what is the Score 4 this video? Score 1.