Released: Sep 01st, 1992
Running Time: 80
Director: Duck Dumont
Company: Fat Dog Productions
Cast: Peter North, Joel Lawrence, Ashlyn Gere, Lexy Cruz, Daphne (I), Tony Deprima, Don Fernando, Samantha York, Mike Homer, P.J. Sparxx, Leanna Foxxx
Critical Rating: AAA
This production comes as close to the definition of B-video noir as you can possibly get. It has some strange elements going on, a really cockeyed slant on things, and a plot looking for a set of foster parents. But, strangely enough, I think you'll like it for its offbeat rhythms. In other words, if an adult video were Geena Davis, this one is it.
Ashlyn Gere plays a P.I. who has to deliver a suitcase (what's in the suitcase?) to two oriental guys that we never see. Ashlyn is reluctant to take this curious assignment, so in order to get her to play along, bad guy Peter North has Ashlyn's sidekick "Joe" held captive.
A couple of running gags flesh out this farce including P.J. Sparxx playing a nude auto mechanic who keeps getting fucked in the backseat of a convertible after North pumps her with, "is my car ready ... is my car ready?" Matters only get resolved when Ashlyn goes to the fedora-wearing Big Murray (video exec Larry Field, who's a little too convincing as a "fixer") to set things straight.
There's some technically uneven moments, audio-wise. When phones ring in this video, they don't just ring; they can wake up the inhabitant of Lenin's tomb. That's neither here nor there. On the plus side, the sex is aggressive, fresh and satisfying — and Ashlyn does take the best showers in the business. Check out that scene, particularly.