The Bi-Analist

Released: Nov 01st, 1991
Running Time: 72
Director: Gino Colbert
Company: Stallion Video
Cast: Lee Jennings, Jon Vincent, Brigitte Aime, Mark Andrews, Rusty Rhodes, Ron Jeremy
Critical Rating: AA
Genre: Feature

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Critical Rating: AA

Mark Andrews is an insurance salesman who conspires with Rusty Rhodes to bump off her husband Lee Jennings. We learn all this from Andrews who dictates it into a tape recorder. Of course, Fred Mac Murray and Barbara Stanwick may have been better choices for the leads, but Barbara hasn't been well lately. Anyhow, hit woman Sharon Mitchell doesn't want to share the money she's being paid with her co-hitman, so she shoots him with a zucchini. I'm not making this up, folks.

Later on, Ron Jeremy gets killed by an exploding pineapple. And you thought it was healthy to be a vegetarian? All this has nothing to do with analysts or analists of any type. Unless you want to analyze how ho-hum the sex is. Not even the energetic Sharon Mitchell can save this one. I say, pay the double indemnity and let the policy lapse.