Released: Sep 01st, 1991
Running Time: 80
Directors: Orgy George, Mad Dad Dan
Company: Fresh Video
Cast: Tom Byron, Nikki Wilde, Biff Malibu, Mercedez, Heather Hart, Randy West, Bionca (I), Casey Williams, Sebastian (I)
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
What took you guys so long? An X-rated spoof of the raunchiest show on TV, Married With Children, is an obvious potential winner - if done well. Rest assured (with one hand down the front of your pants) that Married With Hormones is indeed done very well.
The entire cast and creative team is to be commended for a highly enjoyable effort. Randy West plays the harried Hal Undie suffering eternally for once speaking those two terrible words, "I do!" to his wife Meg (as portrayed by Bionca looking just right for the part). Nikki Wilde is terrific as daughter Nelli who, along with Meg, pays the family's bills for pizza delivery and plumbing work the good old fashioned way. Tom Byron rounds out the main cast as Hal's son Dud Undie. Everyone has a great time and has just the right attitude for their roles, and there's plenty of hot action between the belly laughs.
Sure, it's not big on seduction, tease or expensive production values, and not every scene works as well as it could, but all things considered this is a very funny, quite enjoyable spoof with decent sex scenes that should please most fans. Married With Hormones is certainly recommended for all video stores looking for a sure-fire steady renter.