Released: Nov 01st, 1992
Running Time: 78
Director: Scotty Fox
Company: Legend Video
Cast: Alyssa Jarreau, Christina Appel, Randy West, Randy Spears, Ted Wilson, Nikki Dial, Mono Lisa, Jonathan Morgan
Critical Rating: AAA 1/2
Worm Jenkins, the sleazy tabloid reporter from such video classics as Nasty Newshounds (Moonlight Entertainment) is back in the person of Randy Spears. Spears is a victim of the International Star's austerity program and has to come up with a socko headline story to convince wealthy publisher Alyssa Jarreau to keep him.
Spears is on to a major scoop. There are a bunch of bimbos who claim to have slept with the King. Talk about some crummy Elvis impersonations. Nikki Dial engages the Pelvis (Ted Wilson) for the simple reasons that he eats peanut butter, mayonnaise, ham, salami and turkey sandwiches. Who knew?
The rest of the pairings are arrived at for similar or dumber reasons, the most bizarre one involving Jonathan Morgan as a carpet cleaner with a twitch like the prom queen at a St. Vitus Dance and an "Elvis" wig that must have been made from Ron Jeremy's old chest hair clippings.
Randy West who gets involved in a shower stall threesome with Mona Lisa and Christina Appel is the smartest Elvis. He keeps his mouth shut, for fear of critical retribution, obviously.
Spears, as Jenkins, can't seem to decide whether he's a reporter or a P.I. from a 1940's paperback. His world weary voice inflections are more in tune with that kind of character, but his threesome with Nikki and Christine cuts it across all decades.
An entertaining show with reasonably hot pairings, the best is definitely saved for last. Don't miss the screen credits. They're hysterical. A superb photo of Nikki Dial graces the boxcover.