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Porn Wars

Released: Nov 01st, 2006
Running Time: 145
Director: Kovi
Companies: Pure Play Media, Private U.S.A.
Cast: Mya Diamond, Tera Bond, Lauro de Giotto, Victoria Swinger, The Drifter, Liz Honey, Sandra Parker, Nikki Rider, Antonio Ross, Horst Baron
Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2
Genre: Feature

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Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2

Those who were disappointed by both Star Wars trilogies? lack of hardcore sodomy and naked chicks will find a new hope in Private Video's Porn Wars: Episode One. Although most will consider Porn Wars a parody, the film is actually director Kovi's re-imagining of the sci-fi fantasy. Fans of the original, however, need not get their Jedi robes in a bunch. Kovi has created a fun and naughty experience for anyone who's ever wondered what Princess Lei would have looked like with cocks in her ass and mouth.

Kovi's saga begins at a training camp where Jodi master Antonio Ross finally uses the force to lift something other than rocks or an X-Wing – namely Sandra Parker's dress. The Jodi Master fucks Parker's dark side until his balls explode like planet Alderaan all over her tan ass.

Elsewhere, on a Jodi starship, Mya Diamond attempts to fight Seth Lord Horst Baron in a lightsaber duel. Barron uses the force to disarm the young padawan and fulfills millions of Star Wars? fan boys? fantasies by using the Jodi mind trick to make her suck his ball-sac. By scene's end, Diamond is seduced by Barron's cock and sets out to do his evil bidding.

After Diamond betrays the Jodi, Jodi Master Ross has a swordfight with Lord Baron inside evil empress Victoria Swingers fuck-holes. Tera Bond, who looks like she has a wookie in a headlock between her legs, completes the scorching foursome.

A sexy and entertaining release by Kovi this is. Stroke many times you will.

Pre-Nom: Best Foreign Feature, Best Music, Best Sex Comedy.

Retailing: The force is strong with this one.


 

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Mya Diamond
Tera Bond
Lauro de Giotto
Victoria Swinger
The Drifter
Liz Honey
Sandra Parker
Nikki Rider
Antonio Ross
Horst Baron
Kovi

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