Hey, kids!  Let's go out to the barn and make a porno video on the old firetruck!!!  Basically five action scenes in and around an antique firetruck are tied together under the thin guise of a documentary about the scandalous goings on at a local firehouse.  The skimpy dialogue consists of lines like "I've got a nozzle for you to polish."  The action scenes, which are more like a smoldering bush fire than a raging inferno, include two three-ways, two boy/girls, and a two-girl wrestling turning into a 2-couple finale.  The sex is fairly well filmed, but connoisseurs will no doubt strongly object to the obviously fake Mike Horner cum shot in the lactose intolerant Rachel Ruan.  Included after this standard new offering is the 35mm classic Portrait of Seduction with Vicky Lyon.